Anyone who's been around me for more than five minutes probably knows that I have a history of not so good ideas, such as playing with electricity and knitting needles, or setting my hair on fire. So over time, I've begun to compile a list of things that you probably shouldn't try, mainly because they involve pain or other less-than-ideal circumstances. Here's a few of them.
Don't shoot a water rocket off beneath power lines.
Never walk into a head-height electric fence.
Don't apply nail polish to your elbows.
Don't eat straight hoisen sauce.
Never eat a quarter.
Sandpaper is not intended for use on skin.
Don't burn pencils.
Lip gloss and lego people are not a good combination.
Nail polish remover melts Barbies.