Has this ever happened to you? You're just sitting there, doing something completely unrelated, when your brain comes up with an absolutely random quote. And of course, it makes you say/type it, and then people are all "What?" and you have to explain. But you can't explain, because you can't remember for the life of you what you were thinking about when your brain said that, so you're stuck with this entirely random line, or even a short piece of dialouge, and you can't forget it.
That happens to me all the time. So now I've decided to post a couple of my favorites, and if any more come up that I happen to really like, I'll post those too.
“What are you doing?”
“You're hiding behind a bush with a garden hose because of science?”
“Yes. Now go away before you blow my cover.”
“Conclusion: Water does not actually melt witches. Wizard of Oz was wrong. Next experiment: falling houses.”
“I can tell you've never been slapped upside the head with a 400 page coloring book.”
“If box growls, DO NOT OPEN.”
Aaand that's it for now! Tune in next time for me ranting about something else, and maybe more quotes!