Ok, so what's up with those candy bars? You know, the "M-Azing" ones. What exactly is the point of putting chocolate candy in a chocolate bar? You get the exact same thing, only slightly crunchier. Chocolate + chocolate = chocolate, if I'm not mistaken. So instead of buying a cheap only-chocolate bar, you can buy a more expensive candy that's made out of the exact same thing! Amazing! I think I'll go buy one right now!
Or I could go to bed. I think I'll do that.