Sunday, September 30, 2007

Random quotes

Yeah, I should post more often. But I'm fairly sure nobody reads this, so it doesn't really matter.

“I sleep in the anti-computer box. See over there? It's entirely made of not computer.”

"So maybe this was mostly my fault."
"Well... Yeah."
"How is it not entirely?"
"...You didn't stop me?"

“I would, except that at some point it becomes much more interesting to set things on fire rather than eating them.”

Wednesday, September 12, 2007


You know you're really, truly tired when you can say "Gardening is the theme of Hamlet!" and mean it. And you say it in such a way that it reminds you of Phoenix Wright, with the pointing and the fire of justice in your eyes, and you feel that you have totally shot down your opponent and they will never, ever be able to prove otherwise. Not with their silly theories about revenge being the theme. Gardening is totally the theme of Hamlet. And I don't believe you if you say otherwise. And do you know why?
Because it's midnight, and I'm almost done with an essay about Hamlet. I get the feeling that I'll turn this in tomorrow, and the teacher will say, "Well, the first part is good, but I get the feeling that during your conclusion, you just started making stuff up." And then, I will look her in the eye, and say with the fiery conviction of justice, "Yes. Yes I did." And then gardening is the theme of Hamlet. Cause I can prove it.