Random quotes

Yeah, I should post more often. But I'm fairly sure nobody reads this, so it doesn't really matter.
RANDOM'D!

“I sleep in the anti-computer box. See over there? It's entirely made of not computer.”

"So maybe this was mostly my fault."
"Mostly?"
"Well... Yeah."
"How is it not entirely?"
"...You didn't stop me?"

“I would, except that at some point it becomes much more interesting to set things on fire rather than eating them.”