http://www.critters.org/bonsai.html is a very interesting thing. The basic premise? You put in several blocks of text, and it spits out a bizarre amalgam of them that somehow makes sense. Here are some of my favorites that it's given me:
"Something seemingly deadly, monstrous, inhuman.
We needed something tangible.
Something that he twisted around.
She didn't know I designed the stars. "
"I told you, I could've sworn that I was not dead."
"They've shot her.
She didn't know I live in exile.
The difference was much stronger than prison.
“You're awake then.” A Memo, from Outsiders.
Once, all must be stopped for me. "
" “You don't want to miss it.
Trust me.” He shot her. "
" “It's nothing to do anything with.
Now they come to you.” He kidnapped my arm to make me sir, does yours have a name?” “Yes, it's name is Jack.
Call me sir, does not give you license to call me now.
He still shoots laser beams. "
"This is the earth shattering crunch of the imagination, alone."
"Happiness has become a bullet."
" "The golum is afraid of healing, quite clearly!”
"The golum is a blessing that you say I couldn't carry."
“You don't want to see it!” "